Photosynthetic Garbage

Jan 3, 2019

somehistoriancalledmike:

In the space of a day I’ve been followed by 7 bots, one of them a World of Tanks bot??

@support @staff How’s that porn ban going huh?

Dec 29, 2018

urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

(via blueberrysdkl)

Dec 25, 2018

tertiary-aesthetic:

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Be sure to walk with no rhythm or sand worm claus will know when you’re awake.

(via somehistoriancalledmike)

Dec 25, 2018

i-am-a-fish:

seafoamspirit:

i-am-a-fish:

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself

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(via i-am-a-fish)

Dec 25, 2018

everythingfox:

I’ve turned into a puddle

(Source: instagram.com, via it-is-caturday)

Dec 25, 2018

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Dec 23, 2018

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Dec 23, 2018

coolcatgroup:

the-one-they-call-bob:

coolcatgroup:

oritehghostygoo:

coolcatgroup:

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✨This is Luna, the serious cat of precise focus and concentration. Reblog for good fortune and for the ability to stay on track in your waking life ✨

As soon as you go to sleep though, Luna can’t protect your ass.

@oritehghostygoo she always protecc

help me Luna, I have a very big homework to finish and I need it ready one day and a half from now

Bringing this back for everyone

Dec 23, 2018

ninatastic:

ninatastic:

I don’t think I’ve shown all of you my current favourite picture of Nala

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(via it-is-caturday)

Dec 23, 2018

coolcatgroup:

the-adventures-of-dave:

A random lady in the pet store parking lot gave this to me because her cats didn’t like it. Thanks random lady! Dave loves it!

Random acts of kindness are just lovely

Dec 23, 2018

cypulchre:
“ MG Sebring by gregmks
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cypulchre:

MG Sebring by gregmks

Dec 17, 2018

thejungleofmufasa:

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

(via blueberrysdkl)

Dec 17, 2018

thiscantbecured:

do you ever just remember that you’re gonna be you for the rest of your life and think “ah shit”

(via coolcatgroup)